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* Oh, the weather outside
is frightful *

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* But the fire is
so delightful *

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* And since we've
no place to go *

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* Let it snow...

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BOZER: Look,
we all know Christmas is

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the most special time
of the year.

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Families come together to
celebrate their own traditions

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in their own special way.

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And they're all wrong.

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Because the only right way
to celebrate Christmas

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is with pastrami.

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Pastrami?
On Christmas?

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Is that even a thing?
Is it even a--

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Does Rudolph have
a red nose?

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I guess I missed
the part where Frosty

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fires up the smoker.

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Snark all you want, Miss Grinch,

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but your heart is gonna
grow three sizes

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once you experience
the world's best pastrami.

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Now, pay attention.

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I'm about to drop
some serious meat knowledge,

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which is...

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it's all about the rub.

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I call it

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"seasonings tidings."

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What's up, Ms. Davis?

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Something's messing with
your Christmas mojo.

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Seriously, though,
what's going on?

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I don't know.

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Christmas is just
tough, you know?

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Everyone's walking
around smiling,

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drinking peppermint lattes,
pretending life is great.

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You know, when I was a kid,
I actually believed in miracles.

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And then real
life happened.

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My dad bugged out.

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Things got bad
for my mom.

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I was arrested and sent to
prison, and now it's just...

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Damn, Ebenezer,
maybe, uh, pump the brakes

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on the "bah humbug" mobile.

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I'm sorry, it's just...

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this time of year reminds me
that life isn't that great.

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Miracles don't happen,

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and December 25th
is just another day.

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Mom used to say
a white Christmas meant

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the coming year would be
better than the last.

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I guess I'm still
waiting on one of those.

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Well, then consider the wait
officially over.

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I mean, look, you probably won't
be seeing a white Christmas

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in sunny So. Cal.,
but I'm gonna make sure

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you have yourself
a merry little Christmas.

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You'll celebrate it
right here

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with me, Mac and Jack,
all right?

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And we do Christmas right.

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Does that mean I have
to get you guys presents?

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I mean, Mac's easy--
paper clips and duct tape.

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But what do you get Jack?
Another black T

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Don't worry, I'll help you find
the perfect gift for everyone,

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including me-- hashtag Xbox One.

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Noted.

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All right, let me get
this beautiful brisket going.

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First step
to a perfect Christmas:

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keep stirring the sauce.

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Will you?

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Yes.

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Now, that's the spirit.

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Appreciate it.
I'll be right back.

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Yeah.

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Now, usually a brisket has to
grill for hours and hours,

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but Mac worked his magic
on our grill,

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so now it only takes 30 minutes,

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when it doesn't suddenly
burst into flames.

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Which it doesn't anymore.

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Mostly.

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Whew!

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All right.

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Riley.

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Where'd you go?
Hey, Riley. Riley.

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Riley?

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*

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JACK: Do what now?
BOZER: ...outside using
your super-grill

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when I hear
the smoke detector.
No.

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No, she would never do
something like that.
Next thing I know,

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my sauce is burning
and Riley's gone.

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Now, I know I'm new
to this whole spy thing,

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but that's not
normal behavior, right?

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JACK:
Are you sure?

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She didn't say anything?
Nothing.

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But we were talking
about the holidays.

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Kind of a touchy subject
for our girl,

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so maybe she got upset
and went home?

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I don't know.

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She has been in a weird place
the past couple of weeks.

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Quiet, withdrawn, distracted.

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Yeah.

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I sent agents
to Riley's place.

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It's been tossed.
What?

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Yeah, her hard drives have
been drilled and destroyed.

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She left her phone,
which isn't a good sign.

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They ran trace on it
and found an encrypted text

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from a blocked number.

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They opened it, and a virus
shut down the phone completely.

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Something on that text
made her run.

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Yeah.

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Thornton needs us-- now.

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We don't have
much time.

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Oh, frosted glass.

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It's about to get real
in here, Boze.

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Seven hours ago,
this was posted online.

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JACK: This is a copy
of an executive order

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giving the NSA the go-ahead

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to attack China
with a cyber weapon.

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China responded by sending
their entire submarine fleet

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into attack position
in the Pacific.

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Are you kidding me?

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This imagery is live.

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Means these subs will be within

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attack range of our west coast
within 24 hours.

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China's message is clear.

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We hit them with a cyber weapon,

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they'll hit us back
with a conventional one.

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MacGYVER: And we
haven't called off

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the cyber attack because...?

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We can't.
This attack was unauthorized.

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This executive order is a fake.

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Have we tried
telling China that?

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Yes, but they
don't believe us.

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But we're not really
gonna attack them,

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so they're just racking up
a lot of frequent mariner miles?

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I wish it was that simple.

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A few hours before

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the fake attack order
was leaked,

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someone hacked the NSA
and downloaded 200 gigs of data.

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We don't even know
what exactly was taken.

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But you think
someone stole a cyber weapon

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and is now using it
to start a war?

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JACK:
Any idea who was

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behind the hack?

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Unfortunately, I do.

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What?

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No. Riley? No.

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You can't possibly think
she's behind this.

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Come on, Patti.
Riley's one of us now.

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Last I checked, none of us spent
time in prison for hacking.

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But I'm telling you I have
known her for a long time.

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She would never
do something like this.

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I don't want to
believe this either,

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but Riley's disappearance
on the same day

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that the NSA gets hacked...

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that's suspicious.

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MacGYVER: Well, I'll admit
the timing is suspicious,

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but if that's all
you have to go on, then...

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It's not.
There's more.

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Riley was sent to supermax
for trying to hack the NSA.

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And does the NSA
consider her a suspect?

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They called an hour ago
asking for her whereabouts.

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I told them she was off the grid
on a deep-cover op.

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But there's only so long

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I can keep them at bay.

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It won't be long until
every agency in the country

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is hunting her down.

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That's why we have to
find her first.

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And when we do,
we're gonna clear her name.

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If she didn't do it.
She didn't do it.

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But if she did,
then the only people I trust

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to bring her in alive
are in this room.

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Find Riley,

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figure out what was stolen
from the NSA,

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and get it back before
this turns into World War Three.

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You got it.

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Jack...

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No, no, no. Stop.

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I can tell by
that look in your eye,

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I know what you're thinking,
but Riley isn't Nikki.

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Okay, she would never do
something like this.

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Yeah, exactly what I said
about Nikki, remember?

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What if it's all true?

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If Riley's been planning
this the whole time?

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Planning on us springing her
from federal prison?

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Risking her life, dragging her
halfway around the world?

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All the while biding her time

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to hack into the NSA
a second time,

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starting World War Three.

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Come on, man, she's smart,
but she ain't Nosferatu.

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The German vampire?

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No, the guy
who predicts stuff.

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I think you mean
Nostradamus.

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BOZER: Guys!
Whatever.

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You know who
I'm talking about.
Guys, wait up.

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Wait up.
I'm coming with you.

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JACK:
Absolutely not, Bozer.

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This is dangerous stuff
here, man.

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Riley's in trouble.
I want to help.

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We don't have time
to debate this.

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I'm sorry, but you're staying.
You hear me?

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Fine.

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I won't come
as a field agent.

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I'll come as your informant.
I mean, unless you know

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someone else who knows
how to find Riley.

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Riley destroyed her laptop
and went off the grid.

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So if she did hack the...

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...you-know-who agency,

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she'd need a new rig, right?

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You saying you know where
she might have gotten one?

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Yes.

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Where?

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Back when I was doing CG
on my movie,

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she hooked me up with this dude.

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Said he was the only guy
she trust

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to build custom
high-performance hardware.

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Mm-hmm.

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And this dude--
you know where to find him?

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I take that smile as a yes.

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And you're not
gonna tell us

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unless we bring you with us.

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All right, fine.

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Do you know martial arts?

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No.
Ever use a gun?

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00:09:06,819 --> 00:09:08,587
No, but I have in my movies.

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(rock music blaring inside,
Jack groans)

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They can't hear you.
Yeah, I know.

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I can't stand
this migraine-inducing,

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lazy-ass robo-rock.

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I mean, is it too much

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to ask for some lyrics

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It takes three dudes
to deliver a pizza?

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Looking for Jaden.

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And some aspirin,
but Jaden first.

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Who are you guys?

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BOZER: We're in the market
for some new hardware.

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Jaden knows me. It's cool.

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JACK: We got a
Geek Squad problem,

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and they're busy.

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So we came to you, Cheech.

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Wait, you-you think
we're tech support?

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Yeah.

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What up? Jaden!
How you doing, man?

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We have some questions,

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so unless you like sucking
your food through a straw,

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you're gonna have
some answers.

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I'd do what he says.

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Hey, I remember you.

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The Michael Bay wannabe who
didn't know the difference

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between a CPU and a GPU.

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Really not something people are
embarrassed about, bro.

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00:10:03,141 --> 00:10:04,943
And what are you two,
wannabe cops?

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00:10:04,977 --> 00:10:06,979
No, I "wanna be" punching
people. That's my thing.

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Well, lay a hand on me,
Kewpie Doll, and I'll sue.

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"Kewpie Doll"?

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Well, I mean,
your hair is kind of...
What's wrong with my hair?

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MacGYVER: Look, we're just
trying to find Riley.

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Do you know where she is?

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Riley? No.

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And even if I had seen her,
I'd never rat out my girl.

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You dated Riley? Please!

255
00:10:24,730 --> 00:10:26,098
You look like
you haven't bathed

256
00:10:26,131 --> 00:10:28,366
since there was only
three Indiana Jones movies.

257
00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,302
JADEN: What can I say?
Riley likes bad boys

258
00:10:30,335 --> 00:10:32,204
who know their way
around a motherboard.

259
00:10:32,237 --> 00:10:34,006
Hey, what the hell
are you doing?!
JACK: Relax.

260
00:10:34,039 --> 00:10:34,807
Relax. Relax.
I'm sorry, man,

261
00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,742
but if you tell us
what you know,

262
00:10:36,775 --> 00:10:38,210
I won't have to use
this transformer

263
00:10:38,243 --> 00:10:41,079
to send 2,000 volts
into the rest of your gear.

264
00:10:43,148 --> 00:10:44,149
Please.
Okay.

265
00:10:44,182 --> 00:10:45,150
Okay.

266
00:10:45,183 --> 00:10:47,052
Riley came to me
a few weeks ago.

267
00:10:47,085 --> 00:10:49,121
She wanted a new rig
with a custom hard drive.

268
00:10:49,154 --> 00:10:50,322
Where is she?

269
00:10:50,355 --> 00:10:51,824
I don't know,
but I could find out.

270
00:10:51,857 --> 00:10:53,225
She had me build a tracker
into the laptop.

271
00:10:55,961 --> 00:10:57,162
Turn it on.
Find out where she is.

272
00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:03,268
Why would Riley
put a tracking device

273
00:11:03,301 --> 00:11:05,838
in her computer unless
she wanted us to find her?

274
00:11:05,871 --> 00:11:07,339
Or lead us into a trap.
BOZER: A trap?

275
00:11:07,372 --> 00:11:08,440
Whatever, man.
I'm sure Riley

276
00:11:08,473 --> 00:11:10,042
will be able to
explain everything

277
00:11:10,075 --> 00:11:11,243
when we catch up to her in...

278
00:11:14,446 --> 00:11:15,180
Canada?

279
00:11:15,213 --> 00:11:17,783
There.
That's all I know, I swear.

280
00:11:17,816 --> 00:11:20,352
Now please stop
zapping my stuff.

281
00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:26,859
BOZER:
Okay.

282
00:11:26,892 --> 00:11:29,361
Riley tracker pings
every five minutes,

283
00:11:29,394 --> 00:11:31,229
and the last four pings
showed her heading this way.

284
00:11:31,263 --> 00:11:32,430
Means all we can do is wait,

285
00:11:32,464 --> 00:11:35,400
keep an eye out,
hope that when we do find her,

286
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,135
she's got
a damn good explanation.

287
00:11:37,169 --> 00:11:38,170
Mm-hmm.

288
00:11:42,074 --> 00:11:44,442
You all right, man?
You look tense.

289
00:11:45,410 --> 00:11:46,812
I'm not tense. You're tense.

290
00:11:46,845 --> 00:11:48,380
BOZER: Got to side with Mac
on this one.

291
00:11:48,413 --> 00:11:50,082
You're the very definition
of tense.

292
00:11:51,549 --> 00:11:52,951
If she was in trouble,

293
00:11:52,985 --> 00:11:54,753
why wouldn't she come
to us for help?

294
00:11:54,787 --> 00:11:55,821
BOZER:
Because, Jack,

295
00:11:55,854 --> 00:11:57,022
I mean, trust is hard for Riley.

296
00:11:57,055 --> 00:11:58,323
But once she gets...
Respectfully,

297
00:11:58,356 --> 00:12:01,126
Bozer, you've known the
real Riley about a week.

298
00:12:01,159 --> 00:12:04,963
Okay, I've known her
since she was 12.

299
00:12:04,997 --> 00:12:07,165
Riley and I met because
I was dating her mom.

300
00:12:07,199 --> 00:12:09,367
As weird as
that sounds,

301
00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:10,468
it was going pretty good.

302
00:12:10,502 --> 00:12:13,371
Till that drunk of a dad
started to come back around.

303
00:12:13,405 --> 00:12:17,209
Now, he come by one night
all wasted and pissed off

304
00:12:17,242 --> 00:12:20,312
and throw his ex around
for old time's sake, so...

305
00:12:20,345 --> 00:12:23,081
I threw him around
for old time's sake.

306
00:12:23,115 --> 00:12:24,082
BOZER:
Damn, Jack.

307
00:12:24,116 --> 00:12:27,185
For years, I tried to
gain that kid's trust.

308
00:12:27,219 --> 00:12:29,955
I bent over backwards
to connect with her.

309
00:12:29,988 --> 00:12:32,057
And all I ever wanted was...

310
00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:35,160
to be that person she could
come to if she had a problem.

311
00:12:35,193 --> 00:12:36,428
You know?

312
00:12:36,461 --> 00:12:38,363
And no matter how
hard I pushed,

313
00:12:38,396 --> 00:12:40,132
she wasn't having it.

314
00:12:40,165 --> 00:12:42,300
After a while,
it put a real strain

315
00:12:42,334 --> 00:12:45,537
on her mother and I.

316
00:12:45,570 --> 00:12:47,539
Is that why you two broke up?
Yeah.

317
00:12:47,572 --> 00:12:50,308
After a while, I just figured

318
00:12:50,342 --> 00:12:54,179
best thing I could do
for both of them was get lost.

319
00:12:54,212 --> 00:12:56,014
In a hurry.

320
00:12:56,048 --> 00:12:57,015
I understand if
she doesn't like

321
00:12:57,049 --> 00:13:00,552
the guy dating her mom
for its own sake, but...

322
00:13:00,585 --> 00:13:02,454
this is different.

323
00:13:02,487 --> 00:13:03,455
This job,

324
00:13:03,488 --> 00:13:06,491
trust is everything.

325
00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:08,393
If I can't trust her
and she can't trust me,

326
00:13:08,426 --> 00:13:10,863
we can't work together.
Even if we managed to keep her

327
00:13:10,896 --> 00:13:13,098
out of prison...
BOZER: Guys. Guys!

328
00:13:18,236 --> 00:13:19,905
Riley. Look.

329
00:13:37,222 --> 00:13:39,191
RILEY:
It's okay.

330
00:13:39,224 --> 00:13:40,325
I'm here.

331
00:13:40,358 --> 00:13:41,593
It's okay.

332
00:13:41,626 --> 00:13:43,328
Diane?
Hey.

333
00:13:43,361 --> 00:13:45,297
MacGYVER:
You know her?
Yeah.

334
00:13:45,330 --> 00:13:47,032
Of course I do.
This is Riley's mom.

335
00:13:47,065 --> 00:13:49,134
This is your mom?
Yeah.

336
00:13:52,237 --> 00:13:53,471
That's why you hacked the NSA.

337
00:13:53,505 --> 00:13:55,073
They were gonna kill her.

338
00:13:55,107 --> 00:13:56,975
I didn't have a choice.

339
00:13:57,009 --> 00:13:58,510
It's all right. We're here now.

340
00:14:00,312 --> 00:14:02,280
Mac.

341
00:14:02,314 --> 00:14:03,916
Take a look at this.
RILEY: Oh, my God.

342
00:14:03,949 --> 00:14:04,582
Mom!
Come here, Mac.

343
00:14:04,616 --> 00:14:05,350
Mom!

344
00:14:05,383 --> 00:14:07,119
Take a look at this.

345
00:14:07,152 --> 00:14:08,253
Mom! Mom!

346
00:14:08,286 --> 00:14:10,088
Stay with me.

347
00:14:10,122 --> 00:14:11,356
It's okay.

348
00:14:13,025 --> 00:14:14,559
Mac?
I'm trying.

349
00:14:20,465 --> 00:14:22,100
It's not working. I...

350
00:14:23,969 --> 00:14:26,404
I need some leverage
to cut through the wire.

351
00:14:26,438 --> 00:14:27,439
Bozer, come with me!

352
00:14:27,472 --> 00:14:29,207
JACK: Diane, listen to me.
You keep breathing.

353
00:14:29,241 --> 00:14:30,308
You hear me?

354
00:14:30,342 --> 00:14:32,010
Keep breathing!
Stay with me!

355
00:14:32,044 --> 00:14:33,145
Hurry, now!

356
00:14:33,178 --> 00:14:35,380
Mom, it's okay.
It's okay.

357
00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:37,249
I'm sorry, Mom, I'm trying.

358
00:14:37,282 --> 00:14:38,516
JACK:
Come on, Mac!
Okay!

359
00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:39,884
RILEY:
Mom, stay with me!

360
00:14:40,685 --> 00:14:42,654
JACK: Mac, we're
gonna lose her!

361
00:14:42,687 --> 00:14:43,621
RILEY:
Mac, hurry up!

362
00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:46,558
JACK:
Come on, Mac!

363
00:14:51,063 --> 00:14:54,199
All right, everybody,
hold still.

364
00:15:08,746 --> 00:15:09,948
I got you.

365
00:15:26,564 --> 00:15:28,266
DIANE :
"You have defied us before.

366
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:31,403
"You will not defy us again.

367
00:15:31,436 --> 00:15:33,471
"You will break into NSA's

368
00:15:33,505 --> 00:15:36,441
"Tailored Access
Operations Group,

369
00:15:36,474 --> 00:15:39,077
and obtain the source code
for the following programs."

370
00:15:39,111 --> 00:15:41,279
You did this all
to save your mother.

371
00:15:41,313 --> 00:15:43,348
About three years ago,

372
00:15:43,381 --> 00:15:45,417
I was contacted by this group
known as The Collective.

373
00:15:45,450 --> 00:15:46,384
They traffic in stolen data.

374
00:15:46,418 --> 00:15:48,120
I know who they are.

375
00:15:48,153 --> 00:15:50,555
They have quite the reputation
for state-sponsored hacking.

376
00:15:50,588 --> 00:15:52,390
The kind of people
that would stand to gain

377
00:15:52,424 --> 00:15:54,659
if two superpowers were at war.

378
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:57,595
And I made good money
with them for a while.

379
00:15:57,629 --> 00:15:58,730
Jobs are questionable,

380
00:15:58,763 --> 00:16:01,166
but I was always
able to sleep at night.

381
00:16:01,199 --> 00:16:03,201
Then they told me
to hack the NSA.

382
00:16:04,502 --> 00:16:07,105
I said no.

383
00:16:07,139 --> 00:16:09,041
They said they'd kill my mom.

384
00:16:09,074 --> 00:16:12,210
So I did the only thing
I could think of.

385
00:16:12,244 --> 00:16:14,579
I hacked the NSA-- badly.

386
00:16:14,612 --> 00:16:17,482
Made sure I got myself caught
before I completed the hack.

387
00:16:17,515 --> 00:16:19,051
You wanted to go to jail.

388
00:16:19,084 --> 00:16:20,518
'Cause you couldn't
hack anything from supermax.

389
00:16:20,552 --> 00:16:22,320
And it worked.

390
00:16:22,354 --> 00:16:24,656
The Collective backed off,
let my mom go.

391
00:16:24,689 --> 00:16:26,291
I set her up
with a new identity

392
00:16:26,324 --> 00:16:27,392
off the grid
in Vancouver.

393
00:16:27,425 --> 00:16:28,426
She was safe.

394
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:31,096
And I thought The Collective
was just a bad memory.

395
00:16:31,129 --> 00:16:33,631
Until two weeks ago.

396
00:16:33,665 --> 00:16:35,733
I got an encrypted message
with that video.

397
00:16:37,269 --> 00:16:39,371
DIANE:
"This time, if you get caught,

398
00:16:39,404 --> 00:16:41,306
we'll kill your mother anyway."

399
00:16:41,339 --> 00:16:43,308
RILEY:
I did what I had to do.

400
00:16:43,341 --> 00:16:46,078
Look, I know you guys thought
I was pulling a Nikki. I wasn't.

401
00:16:46,111 --> 00:16:47,145
No, you weren't,
but unfortunately,

402
00:16:47,179 --> 00:16:48,346
"I did it for mommy"

403
00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:49,647
is not a defense
for treason, Riley.

404
00:16:49,681 --> 00:16:51,583
I need to know

405
00:16:51,616 --> 00:16:53,451
what you stole from the NSA.

406
00:16:55,787 --> 00:16:58,490
Cyber weapon called Cannibal.

407
00:16:58,523 --> 00:17:00,058
It allows the user

408
00:17:00,092 --> 00:17:01,526
to take control

409
00:17:01,559 --> 00:17:03,461
of modern cars
and drive them remotely.

410
00:17:03,495 --> 00:17:05,063
Wait, if that's all that was
stolen from the NSA,

411
00:17:05,097 --> 00:17:06,198
then let's just call China
and tell them

412
00:17:06,231 --> 00:17:07,432
to call off their subs.

413
00:17:07,465 --> 00:17:08,500
JACK:
Bozer's right.

414
00:17:08,533 --> 00:17:10,602
The Chinese must be expecting
their nuclear plants

415
00:17:10,635 --> 00:17:12,437
to start melting down.

416
00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:14,439
Worst case scenario,
they're gonna have an increase

417
00:17:14,472 --> 00:17:16,241
in fender benders
and weekend traffic.

418
00:17:16,274 --> 00:17:17,642
Well, actually, it's
worse than that, Jack.

419
00:17:17,675 --> 00:17:20,378
With Cannibal, the user
could alter the code

420
00:17:20,412 --> 00:17:22,614
to take control of any
number of other systems.

421
00:17:22,647 --> 00:17:24,082
THORNTON:
So really you have no idea

422
00:17:24,116 --> 00:17:26,084
what The Collective
plans to do with it.

423
00:17:26,118 --> 00:17:28,553
And any deployment could quickly
turn into the Chinese subs

424
00:17:28,586 --> 00:17:31,523
firing their missiles
at the West Coast.

425
00:17:31,556 --> 00:17:33,591
Actually, while I was working
with them, I managed to hack

426
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,560
one of their servers. I don't
know what they're planning,

427
00:17:35,593 --> 00:17:38,130
but something's going down
in a building in Shanghai.

428
00:17:38,163 --> 00:17:39,431
16 hours from now.

429
00:17:39,464 --> 00:17:40,732
Okay. That's where
you're headed.

430
00:17:40,765 --> 00:17:42,500
Stop them from
getting into the building.

431
00:17:42,534 --> 00:17:43,601
BOZER:
Copy that.

432
00:17:43,635 --> 00:17:44,802
Not you, Bozer.
We're off to save the...

433
00:17:44,836 --> 00:17:47,172
You should have never been
in the field in the first place.

434
00:17:47,205 --> 00:17:48,106
You're gonna return
to the Phoenix

435
00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:49,707
with Riley and her mother.
Is that clear?

436
00:17:49,741 --> 00:17:51,576
RILEY: Copy.
We're on the next plane.

437
00:17:53,845 --> 00:17:55,613
I'm going with you guys.

438
00:17:55,647 --> 00:17:57,549
I made this mess;
I'm gonna help you fix it.

439
00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:02,520
Hey. Get Diane back to
the Phoenix safely.

440
00:18:02,554 --> 00:18:05,423
Hold up. What am I supposed
to say to the big bad boss lady

441
00:18:05,457 --> 00:18:06,724
when she asks
why Riley's not with us?

442
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,627
Improvise.
Improvise.
Riley.

443
00:18:10,528 --> 00:18:12,464
Are you sure you want to go?

444
00:18:13,631 --> 00:18:16,100
Is this going to be dangerous?

445
00:18:18,403 --> 00:18:19,504
Of course it is.

446
00:18:19,537 --> 00:18:21,206
Not what any mother
wants to hear,

447
00:18:21,239 --> 00:18:23,175
but I can't do anything
about it, can I?

448
00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:26,778
So, when you get back,

449
00:18:26,811 --> 00:18:29,581
you are going to start from the
beginning and tell me everything

450
00:18:29,614 --> 00:18:31,849
I clearly missed.

451
00:18:31,883 --> 00:18:33,518
I can't.

452
00:18:33,551 --> 00:18:34,786
Top secret. Remember?

453
00:18:38,390 --> 00:18:40,525
Love you, baby.

454
00:18:40,558 --> 00:18:41,693
I love you, too, Mom.

455
00:18:53,538 --> 00:18:56,808
So, when you told me you were
a bathroom tile salesman,

456
00:18:56,841 --> 00:18:59,311
you were...
Yeah, I was... I was lying.

457
00:18:59,344 --> 00:19:00,612
You're a liar.

458
00:19:05,717 --> 00:19:08,186
Yeah, I'm sorry
about that.

459
00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:09,254
Hmm.

460
00:19:09,287 --> 00:19:10,522
Look, it's a long story,

461
00:19:10,555 --> 00:19:14,759
Diane, but I work for a secret
U.S. government organization.

462
00:19:15,827 --> 00:19:17,429
And, uh, well, I guess

463
00:19:17,462 --> 00:19:20,298
it's not that long
of a story, huh?

464
00:19:20,332 --> 00:19:22,334
How does Riley fit in to this?

465
00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:23,901
We recruited her,

466
00:19:23,935 --> 00:19:25,403
got her out of prison.

467
00:19:25,437 --> 00:19:26,904
Hmm.

468
00:19:26,938 --> 00:19:29,474
I guess I should thank you
for that.

469
00:19:29,507 --> 00:19:30,875
And for saving my life.

470
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:34,679
But it seems that
you've dragged Riley

471
00:19:34,712 --> 00:19:37,482
into a very dangerous
line of work.

472
00:19:37,515 --> 00:19:39,784
Builds character.

473
00:19:39,817 --> 00:19:44,322
Do you remember the first time
I let you watch Riley for me?

474
00:19:44,356 --> 00:19:45,357
Remember what I said?

475
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:48,826
Yeah, you said if I ever
let anything happen to her,

476
00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:50,695
that, uh...

477
00:19:50,728 --> 00:19:52,664
you would end me.

478
00:19:52,697 --> 00:19:53,898
You watch out
for my little girl,

479
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:56,668
or I'll make good
on that promise, Jack.

480
00:19:59,537 --> 00:20:01,773
*

481
00:20:13,885 --> 00:20:16,688
MacGYVER: Well, whatever's
inside that building,

482
00:20:16,721 --> 00:20:17,955
it's got a lot of security.

483
00:20:17,989 --> 00:20:19,457
Riley, you got eyes inside yet?

484
00:20:19,491 --> 00:20:20,692
No, I don't.

485
00:20:20,725 --> 00:20:24,996
Unless I miss my guess, this
place is one giant Faraday cage.

486
00:20:25,029 --> 00:20:26,764
Specialized shielding means
no signals get in or out.

487
00:20:26,798 --> 00:20:28,966
JACK:
So, what do we think's in there?

488
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,536
MacGYVER: Whatever it is,
we have less than

489
00:20:31,569 --> 00:20:33,838
an hour to figure out a way
to stop The Collective

490
00:20:33,871 --> 00:20:35,673
from using Cannibal,
taking it through those doors

491
00:20:35,707 --> 00:20:36,841
and deploying it.

492
00:20:40,745 --> 00:20:43,981
Well, if I can't get eyes
inside, how about eyes outside?

493
00:20:44,015 --> 00:20:46,851
A nice close-up
on the front door

494
00:20:46,884 --> 00:20:48,853
should help us keep an eye out
for The Collective.

495
00:20:48,886 --> 00:20:49,854
Sorry, man. Thanks.

496
00:21:08,806 --> 00:21:10,542
You know, at some point,
we need to talk

497
00:21:10,575 --> 00:21:12,310
about why you didn't ask
for any help earlier.

498
00:21:12,344 --> 00:21:14,479
We're a team, you know.
Yeah, I'm pretty
sure it was

499
00:21:14,512 --> 00:21:16,080
the whole "we'll kill your mom
if you tell anyone" thing.

500
00:21:16,113 --> 00:21:17,582
But good talk. Thanks.
Come on, Riley,

501
00:21:17,615 --> 00:21:19,317
I'm serious.
I'm serious, too, Jack.

502
00:21:19,351 --> 00:21:22,754
Maybe you never really cared
about her, but I do.

503
00:21:22,787 --> 00:21:24,789
What do you mean
I didn't... Riley,

504
00:21:24,822 --> 00:21:27,091
what did I ever do to you,
huh, to make you just assume

505
00:21:27,124 --> 00:21:28,826
the worst about me all the time?
MacGYVER: Hey, guys,

506
00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:30,428
how about we hold off
on the family stuff

507
00:21:30,462 --> 00:21:32,497
till after we stop the
cyber weapon's deployment?

508
00:21:32,530 --> 00:21:33,931
Guys, we got a problem.

509
00:21:33,965 --> 00:21:35,066
Yeah, we got a big problem.

510
00:21:35,099 --> 00:21:36,468
Problem is you
running around here...

511
00:21:36,501 --> 00:21:37,802
RILEY:
Jack, a real problem.

512
00:21:37,835 --> 00:21:39,471
Cannibal's already
in the building.

513
00:21:39,504 --> 00:21:40,805
This is from
ten minutes ago.

514
00:21:40,838 --> 00:21:42,374
Guy dressed up as a guard

515
00:21:42,407 --> 00:21:43,775
marched my laptop
right past security.

516
00:21:44,842 --> 00:21:46,778
So we got to get
in there right now.

517
00:21:46,811 --> 00:21:49,347
RILEY: How?
This place is a fortress.

518
00:21:49,381 --> 00:21:50,715
Metal detectors,
reinforced doors,

519
00:21:50,748 --> 00:21:52,784
a ton of guards--
if we get caught

520
00:21:52,817 --> 00:21:53,651
trying to sneak in,
they'll throw us

521
00:21:53,685 --> 00:21:54,752
in a holding room
and call the cops.

522
00:21:54,786 --> 00:21:58,923
Riley, that's a great idea.
I'll be back in five.

523
00:22:15,873 --> 00:22:16,841
MacGYVER:
There are certain sounds

524
00:22:16,874 --> 00:22:19,677
that are recognizable
everywhere you go.

525
00:22:19,711 --> 00:22:23,014
One of the most recognizable
isn't that hard to make.

526
00:22:23,047 --> 00:22:26,384
All you need is one tube
spinning inside of another

527
00:22:26,418 --> 00:22:28,620
with some holes
to chop up the air,

528
00:22:28,653 --> 00:22:30,755
and you got yourself
an air raid siren

529
00:22:30,788 --> 00:22:32,957
that puts everyone
on high alert.

530
00:22:40,932 --> 00:22:41,766
Uh...

531
00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:42,834
One.

532
00:22:43,901 --> 00:22:44,969
Thanks.

533
00:22:49,206 --> 00:22:51,809
We're tourists
from Cleveland.

534
00:22:59,951 --> 00:23:01,152
Hi.

535
00:23:01,185 --> 00:23:03,721
So, me, my fiancé and his dad

536
00:23:03,755 --> 00:23:06,591
are here on vacation, and we're
looking for Shanghai Tower.

537
00:23:06,624 --> 00:23:07,892
Is this it?

538
00:23:07,925 --> 00:23:09,927
No.

539
00:23:09,961 --> 00:23:12,764
Really?
I... could've sworn it was.

540
00:23:12,797 --> 00:23:15,500
Yeah, that's not what the map
thingy on my phone says.

541
00:23:15,533 --> 00:23:16,834
Maybe I should go
upstairs and check.

542
00:23:16,868 --> 00:23:17,435
Hey!

543
00:23:24,776 --> 00:23:26,010
(officer shouting
in Chinese)

544
00:23:35,987 --> 00:23:37,955
OFFICER: This building
is now on lockdown.

545
00:23:37,989 --> 00:23:39,023
You will have
to come with me.

546
00:23:39,056 --> 00:23:40,825
Hey, you can't just take me
wherever you want, okay?

547
00:23:40,858 --> 00:23:41,993
I'm an American citizen.

548
00:23:42,026 --> 00:23:43,628
I have rights.
I demand to speak

549
00:23:43,661 --> 00:23:44,929
to whoever's in charge
immediately.

550
00:23:44,962 --> 00:23:47,064
This is officially
the worst vacation ever!

551
00:23:47,098 --> 00:23:48,866
JACK: Well, maybe next time
you'll come to me when you need

552
00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:49,967
help planning a trip,
you little baby.
Don't tell me what to do.

553
00:23:50,001 --> 00:23:51,703
I hate when you
tell me what to do.
Little baby.

554
00:23:51,736 --> 00:23:52,804
RILEY: A baby?!
Wah, wah, wah.

555
00:23:52,837 --> 00:23:53,671
Really?
What do you guys
call them?

556
00:23:53,705 --> 00:23:55,607
Pacifiers, binkies?
Oh, so you need...

557
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:56,474
JACK:
Like a dobby? Dobby...

558
00:23:56,508 --> 00:23:57,909
OFFICER: You will
be free to go when

559
00:23:57,942 --> 00:23:59,544
we figure out
what is going on.

560
00:23:59,577 --> 00:24:01,012
For now...

561
00:24:01,045 --> 00:24:02,980
...you will be comfortable here.

562
00:24:03,014 --> 00:24:04,949
Yeah, I bet.

563
00:24:08,019 --> 00:24:10,688
:
Hey, we need a distraction now.

564
00:24:11,523 --> 00:24:12,724
RILEY: I told you,

565
00:24:12,757 --> 00:24:13,958
we should've asked
for directions

566
00:24:13,991 --> 00:24:15,660
at Nanjing Road.
What?

567
00:24:15,693 --> 00:24:17,028
This is all your fault!

568
00:24:17,962 --> 00:24:19,964
Nothing is my fault here,
sweetheart.

569
00:24:19,997 --> 00:24:21,198
Sweetheart?!
Yeah.

570
00:24:21,232 --> 00:24:22,199
Hey, you're not my dad!

571
00:24:22,233 --> 00:24:24,035
Whoa. Uh, dad?

572
00:24:24,068 --> 00:24:25,036
Your dad?
Yeah, you're not my dad!

573
00:24:25,069 --> 00:24:26,971
: Hey, are we playing
or is this real?

574
00:24:27,004 --> 00:24:28,740
I don't...


Ma'am.

575
00:24:28,773 --> 00:24:31,242
We will have you out of here
as soon as we can.

576
00:24:31,275 --> 00:24:33,044
Just stay calm.

577
00:24:33,077 --> 00:24:35,947
Yeah, stay calm.

578
00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:38,550
Dang, don't hold anything
back there, Riley.

579
00:24:39,684 --> 00:24:40,852
Good news is
we have a way out now.

580
00:24:40,885 --> 00:24:43,154
Well, I'm guessing there's
bad news, other than me being

581
00:24:43,187 --> 00:24:44,556
slapped around in here.
Yeah.

582
00:24:44,589 --> 00:24:45,757
I know what building we're in.

583
00:24:45,790 --> 00:24:46,758
You guys notice

584
00:24:46,791 --> 00:24:48,593
the computer technicians,

585
00:24:48,626 --> 00:24:51,696
rooms full of high-end servers,
the Chinese special forces?

586
00:24:51,729 --> 00:24:53,497
All adds up to one thing.

587
00:24:54,799 --> 00:24:57,501
This is Chinese central command.

588
00:25:00,605 --> 00:25:02,139
No, wait a minute,
you're trying to tell me

589
00:25:02,173 --> 00:25:03,908
that we just wandered
into the heartbeat

590
00:25:03,941 --> 00:25:05,910
of the Chinese military here?

591
00:25:08,112 --> 00:25:09,280
Really?

592
00:25:11,616 --> 00:25:13,585
Wait, Riley...

593
00:25:13,618 --> 00:25:16,087
can Cannibal be used to hack
any other kind of vehicle?

594
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,589
RILEY:
Like I said,

595
00:25:17,622 --> 00:25:19,123
they'd have to tweak
the code, but...

596
00:25:19,156 --> 00:25:20,625
with some simple changes,

597
00:25:20,658 --> 00:25:22,660
Cannibal can be used to control
any number of...

598
00:25:22,694 --> 00:25:23,995
Submarines?

599
00:25:25,630 --> 00:25:28,833
That was The Collective's plan
the whole time.

600
00:25:28,866 --> 00:25:30,301
To threaten the Chinese
to get them

601
00:25:30,334 --> 00:25:33,738
to move their submarines
within range of the West Coast,

602
00:25:33,771 --> 00:25:35,607
then remotely take control
of those submarines

603
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:36,874
and attack the United States?

604
00:25:36,908 --> 00:25:37,875
RILEY:
Oh, God.

605
00:25:37,909 --> 00:25:39,076
World War Three starts

606
00:25:39,110 --> 00:25:40,778
the minute my laptop's
plugged in.

607
00:25:43,214 --> 00:25:44,716
We got to go stop that
from happening.

608
00:25:44,749 --> 00:25:46,117
Yeah.

609
00:25:46,150 --> 00:25:47,985
Yeah.

610
00:25:55,026 --> 00:25:57,294
*

611
00:26:13,711 --> 00:26:15,880
:
What the hell are you doing?

612
00:26:15,913 --> 00:26:17,214
Naval operation servers
are where they'd go

613
00:26:17,248 --> 00:26:18,983
to deploy Cannibal.

614
00:26:19,016 --> 00:26:20,184
It'll be on a restricted level.

615
00:26:20,217 --> 00:26:22,253
Whatever doesn't light up is it.

616
00:26:22,286 --> 00:26:23,921
Looks like it's on
the 30th floor.

617
00:26:25,890 --> 00:26:27,892
As usual, you might want
to hurry up there, bud.

618
00:26:27,925 --> 00:26:28,860
I don't think
this is gonna work.

619
00:26:28,893 --> 00:26:31,028
It won't.

620
00:26:31,062 --> 00:26:32,630
We're gonna need an RFID

621
00:26:32,664 --> 00:26:34,732
from one of those techs
we've been hiding from.

622
00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:36,968
Well, don't worry. I got this.

623
00:26:37,001 --> 00:26:38,703
I'll just gently grab
the next one

624
00:26:38,736 --> 00:26:40,337
that walks by
and kindly persuade him

625
00:26:40,371 --> 00:26:41,806
to step on the elevator.

626
00:26:41,839 --> 00:26:42,974
And then what?

627
00:26:43,007 --> 00:26:44,008
I don't know.

628
00:26:44,041 --> 00:26:45,009
We can't risk taking a hostage

629
00:26:45,042 --> 00:26:46,878
or leaving an unconscious tech
behind, Jack.

630
00:26:46,911 --> 00:26:47,979
She's right.

631
00:26:48,012 --> 00:26:50,047
I got a better idea.

632
00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:54,118
Jack, you're lookout.

633
00:26:54,151 --> 00:26:55,887
Riley, you're with me.

634
00:27:13,270 --> 00:27:16,040
This is important. Hold on
to that for me, please.

635
00:27:19,043 --> 00:27:24,048
So... things between you
and Jack are weird.

636
00:27:26,217 --> 00:27:28,753
It's just been
a long day.

637
00:27:29,954 --> 00:27:32,389
Come on.
Things have been tense

638
00:27:32,423 --> 00:27:35,793
between you two ever since we
broke you out of that supermax.

639
00:27:35,827 --> 00:27:38,763
So we both know it goes back
way longer than that.

640
00:27:40,064 --> 00:27:41,966
It's nothing, okay?

641
00:27:41,999 --> 00:27:43,701
It's nothing.

642
00:27:45,036 --> 00:27:47,972
MacGYVER: It's not exactly
nothing to Jack.

643
00:27:48,005 --> 00:27:50,041
He thinks you hate him.

644
00:27:51,508 --> 00:27:54,278
Of course I don't hate him.

645
00:27:54,311 --> 00:27:55,813
I mean, yeah,

646
00:27:55,847 --> 00:27:58,382
there's that
annoying swag he has

647
00:27:58,415 --> 00:28:01,152
and his long-winded stories
and that accent.

648
00:28:01,185 --> 00:28:04,088
And what grown man wears
a leather wrist cuff?

649
00:28:04,121 --> 00:28:06,023
This is you trying to tell me
you don't hate him?

650
00:28:07,058 --> 00:28:09,026
I don't.

651
00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:11,428
Seriously, I don't.
It's just...

652
00:28:11,462 --> 00:28:16,000
Just been kind of sick
of him the last 14 years.

653
00:28:16,033 --> 00:28:19,270
Yeah, look, I know
Jack says a lot of stuff...

654
00:28:19,303 --> 00:28:22,807
Yeah. A lot of things
I wish I could un-hear.

655
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:23,975
But every now and again,

656
00:28:24,008 --> 00:28:26,844
some actual wisdom pops out.

657
00:28:26,878 --> 00:28:30,114
Hard to believe.

658
00:28:30,147 --> 00:28:33,785
One thing he says
that's actually true:

659
00:28:33,818 --> 00:28:34,852
"Trust is everything.

660
00:28:34,886 --> 00:28:38,289
We can't work together
if we don't trust each other."

661
00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:43,460
Wait, so he's been telling you

662
00:28:43,494 --> 00:28:46,063
he doesn't think
he can work with me?

663
00:28:46,097 --> 00:28:47,865
No, he never said that.

664
00:28:47,899 --> 00:28:50,234
He... What I meant was...

665
00:28:52,269 --> 00:28:54,505
Look.

666
00:28:54,538 --> 00:28:57,041
What I'm trying to say is

667
00:28:57,074 --> 00:28:59,777
whatever's going on
between you two,

668
00:28:59,811 --> 00:29:03,314
we just need to...
work through it.

669
00:29:03,347 --> 00:29:05,116
Together.

670
00:29:09,987 --> 00:29:12,423
Look, I-I appreciate
what you're trying to do.

671
00:29:12,456 --> 00:29:15,092
I do.

672
00:29:15,126 --> 00:29:16,293
But some things
you just can't fix

673
00:29:16,327 --> 00:29:19,296
with duct tape and paper clips.

674
00:29:19,330 --> 00:29:21,398
So, we done here?
Can we go?

675
00:29:21,432 --> 00:29:22,299
Uh...

676
00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:24,468
Yeah.

677
00:29:25,970 --> 00:29:27,138
Took you long enough.

678
00:29:27,171 --> 00:29:28,572
That a teleportation device?

679
00:29:28,605 --> 00:29:30,041
No.

680
00:29:30,074 --> 00:29:31,843
And, by the way,
that headline you saw

681
00:29:31,876 --> 00:29:33,144
was about quantum teleportation.

682
00:29:33,177 --> 00:29:34,812
Only works on individual atoms.

683
00:29:34,846 --> 00:29:38,182
The elevator only moves if
the RFID fob is near the reader.

684
00:29:38,215 --> 00:29:39,851
This is a range extender;
it'll boost the signal

685
00:29:39,884 --> 00:29:40,885
of any fob nearby.

686
00:29:40,918 --> 00:29:42,119
Okay, so we don't
need to get

687
00:29:42,153 --> 00:29:45,156
someone with the key fob onto
the elevator, just near it.

688
00:29:45,189 --> 00:29:46,257
Exactly.

689
00:29:46,290 --> 00:29:48,059
How close do
we need to be?

690
00:29:48,092 --> 00:29:49,160
Uh, 20 feet.

691
00:29:49,193 --> 00:29:50,594
Okay.
You two get on the elevator

692
00:29:50,627 --> 00:29:51,595
and be ready.

693
00:29:51,628 --> 00:29:52,830
I got this.

694
00:29:55,867 --> 00:29:57,501
Excuse me.

695
00:29:58,569 --> 00:30:00,071
Do you speak English?

696
00:30:00,104 --> 00:30:02,840
Very... little.

697
00:30:04,275 --> 00:30:06,077
That's perfect.

698
00:30:06,110 --> 00:30:08,913
Don't worry. I'm only doing it
to prevent a war.

699
00:30:08,946 --> 00:30:11,282
So if you could just take a few
steps closer to the elevator

700
00:30:11,315 --> 00:30:13,484
so that my friends-- who,
if you saw them, would make you

701
00:30:13,517 --> 00:30:15,219
totally freak out
and sound the alarms--

702
00:30:15,252 --> 00:30:18,222
could steal the signal off
that fob clipped to your pocket

703
00:30:18,255 --> 00:30:19,924
and...

704
00:30:24,161 --> 00:30:26,397
You just helped save the world.

705
00:30:26,430 --> 00:30:28,032
Okay, thanks.

706
00:30:28,065 --> 00:30:29,466
Bye!

707
00:30:34,405 --> 00:30:35,572
I give him 15 minutes, tops,

708
00:30:35,606 --> 00:30:37,174
before he sends someone
to look for me.

709
00:30:37,208 --> 00:30:39,210
Nice work.

710
00:30:42,246 --> 00:30:43,247
Just not nice enough

711
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,282
for you to want to keep
working with me, huh?

712
00:30:48,419 --> 00:30:49,586
No, Jack, I get it.

713
00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:51,188
Makes perfect sense.

714
00:30:51,222 --> 00:30:52,256
Even after everything
we've been through,

715
00:30:52,289 --> 00:30:54,291
you still don't trust me enough
to want me around.

716
00:30:54,325 --> 00:30:56,493
I don't trust you?

717
00:30:56,527 --> 00:30:58,963
Riley, we wouldn't be
in this mess

718
00:30:58,996 --> 00:31:00,464
if you'd have trusted me enough

719
00:31:00,497 --> 00:31:02,433
to ask for help
when you needed it.
MacGYVER: Guys,

720
00:31:02,466 --> 00:31:04,401
I know I probably started this,
but maybe now's not...
No. No, no, no.

721
00:31:04,435 --> 00:31:06,037
Actually, this is
a great time, man.

722
00:31:06,070 --> 00:31:07,271
We've been sitting
on this long enough.

723
00:31:07,304 --> 00:31:08,272
Let's get it out in the open.

724
00:31:08,305 --> 00:31:09,406
Correct me if I'm wrong,

725
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,242
but weren't you
the one that said,

726
00:31:11,275 --> 00:31:12,443
"It's all Jack's fault"?

727
00:31:13,344 --> 00:31:15,146
Hmm?

728
00:31:16,180 --> 00:31:17,414
Oh, don't be shy now.

729
00:31:17,448 --> 00:31:20,017
Come on. You've been wanting to
get into it with me for a while.

730
00:31:20,051 --> 00:31:21,252
You're the one
who solves problems

731
00:31:21,285 --> 00:31:23,154
with violence, remember?

732
00:31:25,189 --> 00:31:27,291
Is this about your dad, hmm?

733
00:31:29,393 --> 00:31:32,930
Look, I'm sorry I had to
kick his ass, all right?

734
00:31:32,964 --> 00:31:34,698
But you don't know
the whole story behind that.

735
00:31:34,731 --> 00:31:37,434
You really don't think
I know the whole story?
I don't think you know

736
00:31:37,468 --> 00:31:39,603
the whole story.
Do you really think
I'm that stupid?

737
00:31:41,338 --> 00:31:44,475
That I couldn't hear my dad
screaming and breaking things?

738
00:31:44,508 --> 00:31:47,244
That I didn't know
he was hurting my mom?

739
00:31:47,278 --> 00:31:49,280
Um...

740
00:31:51,148 --> 00:31:52,984
I'm not mad
because you beat up my dad.

741
00:31:53,017 --> 00:31:56,253
I'm mad because
you basically were my dad--

742
00:31:56,287 --> 00:31:58,489
closest thing I ever had--

743
00:31:58,522 --> 00:32:00,691
and then you just left.

744
00:32:16,107 --> 00:32:17,408
Wait. Riley, right over here.

745
00:32:20,511 --> 00:32:21,979
Cannibal's still running.

746
00:32:23,214 --> 00:32:24,715
I think I can stop it.

747
00:32:42,299 --> 00:32:43,700
Can you stop
the missiles?

748
00:32:46,370 --> 00:32:48,005
All of 'em.

749
00:32:48,039 --> 00:32:50,041
:
Huh.

750
00:32:51,408 --> 00:32:53,410
Except one.

751
00:33:07,791 --> 00:33:10,227
MacGYVER:
So I have some bad news.

752
00:33:10,261 --> 00:33:12,029
Is it about the Chinese missile
carrying four

753
00:33:12,063 --> 00:33:13,730
independent warheads toward
the West Coast at Mach 25?

754
00:33:13,764 --> 00:33:15,166
If it isn't, I'm busy.

755
00:33:15,199 --> 00:33:15,832
How long until impact?

756
00:33:15,866 --> 00:33:18,135
Ten minutes if we're lucky.

757
00:33:18,169 --> 00:33:19,370
Can you hack it,
bring it down in the ocean?

758
00:33:19,403 --> 00:33:21,538
I'm trying,
but I can't even talk to it.

759
00:33:21,572 --> 00:33:24,141
Missiles like this are designed
to be unstoppable.

760
00:33:24,175 --> 00:33:26,310
After launch, the only
signals it'll even listen to

761
00:33:26,343 --> 00:33:28,479
are pings from GPS satellites.

762
00:33:30,247 --> 00:33:32,216
Oh, God.

763
00:33:32,249 --> 00:33:33,484
All those people,
and all because of me.

764
00:33:33,517 --> 00:33:35,186
It's not because of you, Riley.

765
00:33:35,219 --> 00:33:38,122
All right? We're gonna
fix this together.

766
00:33:38,155 --> 00:33:39,123
Besides, Mac
already has a plan.

767
00:33:39,156 --> 00:33:41,092
Don't you, Mac?

768
00:33:42,126 --> 00:33:44,561
Actually, yeah, I think I do.

769
00:33:44,595 --> 00:33:46,663
Really? You just figured out
how to stop a missile

770
00:33:46,697 --> 00:33:48,432
halfway around the world
from hitting California?

771
00:33:48,465 --> 00:33:49,800
Yeah.

772
00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:51,302
How?

773
00:33:51,335 --> 00:33:54,238
We just got to move the Earth.

774
00:34:02,813 --> 00:34:05,382
This. This metal mesh.
What are you doing?

775
00:34:05,416 --> 00:34:07,584
That's what we're looking for.
That's what's blocking

776
00:34:07,618 --> 00:34:09,720
the wireless signals from coming
in and out of the building.

777
00:34:09,753 --> 00:34:11,122
Oh.
But we're gonna use it

778
00:34:11,155 --> 00:34:12,389
to send one,
so I need you to cut

779
00:34:12,423 --> 00:34:14,625
a piece of it out of the wall,
and then bend it.

780
00:34:14,658 --> 00:34:17,094
I need you to hack the Chinese
GPS network. We need to find out

781
00:34:17,128 --> 00:34:19,096
which satellites are guiding
that missile towards the U.S.

782
00:34:19,130 --> 00:34:20,264
All right.
Now that I can do.

783
00:34:20,297 --> 00:34:22,533
*

784
00:34:43,254 --> 00:34:44,255
JACK:
What, uh...?

785
00:34:45,456 --> 00:34:46,557
What are we making here?

786
00:34:46,590 --> 00:34:47,858
Well,

787
00:34:47,891 --> 00:34:49,693
GPS chips,
just like the one in your phone,

788
00:34:49,726 --> 00:34:51,862
calculate your location

789
00:34:51,895 --> 00:34:54,765
using signals from
satellite dishes.

790
00:34:54,798 --> 00:34:56,567
Four or more.

791
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,735
Now, those satellites dishes are

792
00:34:58,769 --> 00:35:02,273
12,500 miles away in orbit.

793
00:35:02,306 --> 00:35:03,407
That missile's
only 3,000 miles away,

794
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,442
so, if we can build a...

795
00:35:06,643 --> 00:35:11,248
...stronger, closer
satellite dish...

796
00:35:11,282 --> 00:35:14,385
we might be able
to aim it at that missile

797
00:35:14,418 --> 00:35:16,887
and trick its GPS into thinking

798
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,856
that California isn't where
it thought it was, and...

799
00:35:19,890 --> 00:35:21,625
Move the Earth.

800
00:35:21,658 --> 00:35:23,294
Riley, which way is west?

801
00:35:23,327 --> 00:35:24,395
Uh...

802
00:35:25,462 --> 00:35:26,930
Perfect. Jack, the window.

803
00:35:26,963 --> 00:35:29,132
That I understand.

804
00:35:33,737 --> 00:35:35,572
Once you access
the GPS satellites,

805
00:35:35,606 --> 00:35:37,374
find the one furthest away
and mimic its signal.

806
00:35:45,249 --> 00:35:46,417
Yeah.

807
00:35:46,450 --> 00:35:48,552
The Pentagon's 60 seconds
from launching a counterstrike,

808
00:35:48,585 --> 00:35:50,887
and there's not a damn thing
I can do about it,

809
00:35:50,921 --> 00:35:52,823
so if you're gonna do
something, now is the time.

810
00:35:52,856 --> 00:35:55,192
All right, this should do it,
but the dish isn't transmitting.

811
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,529
Oh, we need power.

812
00:36:06,403 --> 00:36:08,339
I need something to hold it,
like a binder clip or a stapler.

813
00:36:08,372 --> 00:36:09,906
Or a Jack Dalton.

814
00:36:09,940 --> 00:36:11,275
Whoa!

815
00:36:11,308 --> 00:36:12,809
RILEY:
Hang on!

816
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,781
We're transmitting.

817
00:36:28,024 --> 00:36:30,527
Whatever you're doing,
don't stop.

818
00:36:30,561 --> 00:36:32,863
Detonation in five, four,

819
00:36:32,896 --> 00:36:34,898
three...

820
00:36:42,373 --> 00:36:43,974
Detonation!

821
00:36:44,007 --> 00:36:45,509
We have detonation.

822
00:36:45,542 --> 00:36:47,544
The missile's been destroyed.

823
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:50,647
We did it!

824
00:36:52,883 --> 00:36:55,252
You all right?
: Yeah.

825
00:37:02,326 --> 00:37:04,328
I'll be damned.

826
00:37:04,361 --> 00:37:07,798
Did we just pull off
a genuine Christmas miracle?

827
00:37:07,831 --> 00:37:09,366
MAN: Stop! Stop!

828
00:37:16,573 --> 00:37:17,974
I don't suppose
either one of you

829
00:37:18,008 --> 00:37:21,345
has another miracle
up your sleeve?

830
00:37:25,316 --> 00:37:27,484
(choir singing "We Wish You
a Merry Christmas" in Chinese)

831
00:37:30,421 --> 00:37:32,423
*

832
00:37:38,562 --> 00:37:39,930
Hey!

833
00:37:39,963 --> 00:37:42,299
When I heard y'all were stuck
in a Chinese prison,

834
00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:43,600
I called Santa,

835
00:37:43,634 --> 00:37:45,336
pulled some strings
with the elves,

836
00:37:45,369 --> 00:37:48,405
and got Christmas Eve
rescheduled for tonight, so,

837
00:37:48,439 --> 00:37:50,574
I'm breaking out the eggnog
'cause we got some

838
00:37:50,607 --> 00:37:51,875
celebrating to do, people!
All right.

839
00:37:51,908 --> 00:37:53,744
Yay!

840
00:37:53,777 --> 00:37:56,613
Hi. Good to see you.
Merry Christmas.

841
00:37:56,647 --> 00:37:58,949
DIANE: Miss you.
BOZER: And some of that.

842
00:37:58,982 --> 00:38:00,684
MacGYVER:
Merry Christmas.
I miss you.

843
00:38:00,717 --> 00:38:02,753
Yeah, get some of that.

844
00:38:06,790 --> 00:38:08,625
Ah.

845
00:38:08,659 --> 00:38:10,727
Took some serious wrangling
of the Chinese government,

846
00:38:10,761 --> 00:38:12,629
but I got you something.

847
00:38:12,663 --> 00:38:15,632
Well, you and the NSA.

848
00:38:15,666 --> 00:38:16,933
Now I feel bad,

849
00:38:16,967 --> 00:38:19,503
'cause all I got you
was a box of paper clips.

850
00:38:19,536 --> 00:38:20,837
Oh.

851
00:38:20,871 --> 00:38:22,839
And two dozen arrests.

852
00:38:22,873 --> 00:38:24,775
As of this morning,

853
00:38:24,808 --> 00:38:26,510
all the members
of The Collective

854
00:38:26,543 --> 00:38:28,779
have been tracked down
and taken into custody.

855
00:38:28,812 --> 00:38:31,348
The organization has
been neutralized.

856
00:38:31,382 --> 00:38:32,683
Oh, that's a hell
of a stocking stuffer.

857
00:38:32,716 --> 00:38:33,650
Yeah, yeah,
that's all great and all,

858
00:38:33,684 --> 00:38:35,051
but you want to hear
the really good news?

859
00:38:35,085 --> 00:38:36,820
My world famous

860
00:38:36,853 --> 00:38:38,389
pastrami's ready.

861
00:38:38,422 --> 00:38:39,356
Follow me.

862
00:38:39,390 --> 00:38:41,324
It's actually good.

863
00:38:46,963 --> 00:38:50,066
I don't see any mistletoe.

864
00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:51,868
I see my daughter.

865
00:38:51,902 --> 00:38:53,470
That's enough.

866
00:38:53,504 --> 00:38:55,005
I love that little girl.

867
00:38:55,038 --> 00:38:56,707
I always have. You know that.

868
00:38:57,741 --> 00:38:59,643
How did we go wrong?

869
00:38:59,676 --> 00:39:01,712
Well, for starters,
I lied to you the whole time

870
00:39:01,745 --> 00:39:03,714
about what I do for a living.
That ain't good.

871
00:39:05,882 --> 00:39:07,484
Yes, there's that.

872
00:39:07,518 --> 00:39:10,654
And just so you know,
I left for her sake.

873
00:39:10,687 --> 00:39:13,724
I didn't want to screw her up.
You know how I can get.

874
00:39:13,757 --> 00:39:16,760
No.
Well, at least
that's what I told myself,

875
00:39:16,793 --> 00:39:18,829
but now I think I realize

876
00:39:18,862 --> 00:39:22,766
that I can see how much I was
starting to mean to her,

877
00:39:22,799 --> 00:39:25,402
and freaked me out a little bit.

878
00:39:25,436 --> 00:39:27,838
Didn't think I was man enough
for the job, you know?

879
00:39:27,871 --> 00:39:30,441
And I've never thought
I was a good enough man

880
00:39:30,474 --> 00:39:32,075
for a woman like you, Diane.

881
00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:35,078
If Riley chose you,

882
00:39:35,111 --> 00:39:38,114
you were more than good enough.

883
00:39:38,148 --> 00:39:40,584
For both of us.

884
00:39:40,617 --> 00:39:42,853
Thanks.

885
00:39:43,787 --> 00:39:45,789
:
Maybe it's not too late.

886
00:39:47,791 --> 00:39:48,992
:
Yeah, maybe.

887
00:39:51,995 --> 00:39:54,197
And that's all yours.

888
00:39:54,230 --> 00:39:57,000
See? I tell you we do
Christmas right around here.

889
00:39:58,535 --> 00:39:59,970
Thank you.

890
00:40:00,003 --> 00:40:01,872
Ah.
Your present.

891
00:40:01,905 --> 00:40:03,173
You earned it.

892
00:40:03,206 --> 00:40:06,042
"129." What...?

893
00:40:06,076 --> 00:40:08,479
These are your last
three digits?
Mm-hmm.

894
00:40:08,512 --> 00:40:10,781
This is the rest
of your number?
Text me anytime.

895
00:40:10,814 --> 00:40:12,649
Well, maybe not
when I'm sleeping,

896
00:40:12,683 --> 00:40:14,985
but let's try to keep it
during business hours, okay?

897
00:40:15,018 --> 00:40:17,788
Girl, you're gonna be getting
so many cat memes.

898
00:40:17,821 --> 00:40:20,724
Bozer, do not
make me regret this.

899
00:40:20,757 --> 00:40:21,992
I'm gonna go get my phone.

900
00:40:22,025 --> 00:40:22,993
I'm gonna text you.

901
00:40:23,026 --> 00:40:24,861
:
Ah.

902
00:40:26,997 --> 00:40:28,198
Hey.

903
00:40:28,231 --> 00:40:29,966
You just made his Christmas.

904
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,902
Yeah.

905
00:40:31,935 --> 00:40:33,837
Look.

906
00:40:35,271 --> 00:40:37,040
I guess this goes
without saying, but...

907
00:40:37,073 --> 00:40:39,510
You're glad I'm not
another psycho hacker

908
00:40:39,543 --> 00:40:41,011
hell-bent on
ending the world?

909
00:40:41,044 --> 00:40:42,879
Yeah. That.
Mm.

910
00:40:44,247 --> 00:40:47,818
But, Riley,
I will admit, I had my doubts.

911
00:40:50,954 --> 00:40:52,989
He never did, though.

912
00:40:53,023 --> 00:40:55,025
He never thought you turned.

913
00:40:57,761 --> 00:40:59,763
Not even for an instant.

914
00:41:06,637 --> 00:41:09,072
Hey.

915
00:41:09,105 --> 00:41:11,575
Is that your present
from Mac?

916
00:41:11,608 --> 00:41:15,646
Yeah. Yeah, don't tell
him, but... I peeked.

917
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,048
What is it?

918
00:41:18,081 --> 00:41:20,784
It's a... a Snuggie.
Oh.

919
00:41:20,817 --> 00:41:22,252
Yeah.

920
00:41:22,285 --> 00:41:24,054
But it's a Dallas Cowboys
Snuggie, so, you know,

921
00:41:24,087 --> 00:41:25,956
um, I'll probably wear it.

922
00:41:25,989 --> 00:41:27,924
Nice.
Yeah.

923
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:34,565
I guess we should probably
talk about everything, huh?

924
00:41:37,968 --> 00:41:39,536
No. We're good.

925
00:41:40,904 --> 00:41:42,839
Ah.

926
00:41:42,873 --> 00:41:46,577
This is the best gift
I could get right here.

927
00:41:46,610 --> 00:41:48,945
Yeah.

928
00:41:48,979 --> 00:41:51,615
Wait a minute.
What is this?

929
00:41:51,648 --> 00:41:53,917
*

930
00:41:53,950 --> 00:41:56,019
Whoa. Whoa.

931
00:41:57,287 --> 00:41:58,154
What?

932
00:41:58,188 --> 00:41:59,956
Bozer said you never
had a white Christmas,

933
00:41:59,990 --> 00:42:01,758
so I decided
I had to fix that.

934
00:42:01,792 --> 00:42:03,694
Thanks, Mac.

935
00:42:03,727 --> 00:42:04,961
BOTH:
Merry Christmas.

936
00:42:04,995 --> 00:42:05,929
JACK:
Nice work, buddy.

937
00:42:05,962 --> 00:42:08,031
You like it?
Nice work.

938
00:42:08,064 --> 00:42:11,902
* Let it snow, let it snow,
let it snow *

939
00:42:11,935 --> 00:42:14,938
* Man, it doesn't show signs
of stopping *

940
00:42:14,971 --> 00:42:18,975
* And I brought me some corn
for popping *

941
00:42:19,009 --> 00:42:22,579
* The lights are turned
way down low *

942
00:42:22,613 --> 00:42:27,618
* Let it snow, let it slow,
let it slow. *

943
00:42:27,651 --> 00:42:29,953
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944
00:42:31,387 --> 00:42:32,956
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Ho, ho, ho!

945
00:42:49,372 --> 00:42:52,575
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